Now open to everyone

We make the function.

It’s the events platform built for what existing apps overlook: house parties, car meets, networking nights, meet‑and‑greets, and the long tail of community events. Paid tickets, free tickets, or open RSVPs.

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Charlotte
RSVP
Pickup Soccer: all skill levels
Tonight · 7:00 PM
Longleaf Soccer Park, Charlotte
MGMarcus G.
22 going
$15
Tech Connects: AI Edition
Tue · 7:00 PM
Innovation Quarter
MRMira R.
89 going
Private addr
Karaoke @ Sarah's: bring a song
Fri · 8:00 PM
Plaza Midwood, Charlotte
SESarah E.
12 / 15
Free
Camry Club Charlotte Meet
Sat · 6:00 PM
South End Lot
DADevin A.
23 going
Tech Connects:
AI Edition
Tuesday, June 16 · 7:00 – 10:00 PM
Innovation Quarter · Charlotte, NC
MR
Mira R.
Verified host
House rules 21+ welcome. Bring a business card. No pitches in the first 30 min. Meet first.
Standard refund policy
Up to 7 days beforeFull refund
1–7 days beforeHalf refund
Inside 24 hoursNo refund
Buy ticket $15
Your ticket
Tech Connects: AI Edition
Tue, Jun 16 · 7:00 PM · Innovation Quarter
HolderOrder holder
Order#F-04829
StatusValid
Tech Connects
22 of 89 scanned
Devin A. checked in
Ticket #F-04829
Where We make the function fits

Big ticketing apps chase promoters and arenas.
We make the function is the app for everyone else's events.

Ticketmaster, Posh, Eventbrite

  • Built for big venues and promoter networks
  • Friction at every step: long forms, complicated payouts
  • Discovery feed = stadium tours, not your car meet
  • Service fees stacked on every ticket, before you even start
  • Quiet in college towns, neighborhoods, and weeknights

We make the function

  • Anyone can create an event in under two minutes
  • Three ticket modes including a simple "count who's coming" mode
  • Discovery feed indexes small events by city and tag
  • 5.5% + $0.99 on paid tickets only; free events incur no platform fee
  • Built for the long tail of community events that other platforms overlook
Three modes, one app

Pick how you want to host. Switch any time.

Most platforms force hosts into a category and lock them there. We make the function lets the host decide what kind of event it is, based on what they actually need.

01
Free

Open RSVP

A live attendee count, nothing else. No ticket, no QR. Attendees tap “going” and the host sees the number update in real time. Run it with unlimited capacity, or set a cap and We make the function stops RSVPs once it’s full.

House kickbacks Open networking Sunday park hangs
02
Free

Free ticket

Capped guest list with QR codes. Attendees reserve, hosts scan at the door. Prevents overbooking and unauthorized entry.

Pop-up markets Fitness meetups Free workshops
03
5.5% + $0.99

Paid ticket

Stripe-powered checkout with a 5.5% + $0.99 platform fee. Sell multiple ticket types (general, VIP, early bird), each with its own price and cap. Payouts release 24 hours after the event ends.

Car meets with cover Conventions VIP & tiered pricing
House parties, fixed

Public feed.
Private address.

Other platforms either won't list residential events, or they expose home addresses to anyone scrolling the feed. We make the function defaults residential addresses to private. The event still appears in the feed with neighborhood and city. The full street drops to confirmed RSVPs only, on a host-selected window: 1, 2, 4, 12, or 24 hours before.

Default for residences Override requires "I understand" RSVP cap mandatory
What randos see

Karaoke @ Sarah's

Plaza Midwood, Charlotte
Private addressVisible to RSVPs 2 hours before
street name hidden
What you see (RSVP'd)

Karaoke @ Sarah's

Address1842 Copperwick Ln
Charlotte, NC 28205
For hosts

Everything a host needs,
from listing to door.

Create the event, sell tickets or take RSVPs, and check guests in with your phone.

Live RSVP count

Track your guest list in real time. Set a cap and We make the function enforces it automatically, or leave it unlimited when you just want a headcount. No overbooked door.

QR scanner mode

Built-in door scanning from any phone. Camera validates tickets in real time: green check or red X with the exact reason.

Get paid in 24 hours

Stripe Connect, direct deposit. Host payouts release 24 hours after the event ends, once the card funds have settled with Stripe. 5.5% + $0.99 per paid ticket. Never on free events.

Link your socials

Add your Instagram and TikTok to your profile so guests know exactly who they're showing up for. Fully optional. You enter just your username, not a link.

After the event

Reviews and photos you can
actually trust.

Anyone can leave a five-star review on other platforms. On We make the function, only people who bought a ticket or RSVP'd and got scanned in at the door can review an event or post photos from the night. No bots, no fake ratings, no drive-by hate. Just the people who were actually there.

Verified attendees only

The right to review unlocks after check-in. If you weren't scanned in, you can't post, so every rating comes from a real guest.

Photos from the night

Attendees drop their photos straight onto the event page, so the next person sees what it's really like, not just the host's promo shot.

Reputation that's earned

Hosts build a real track record over time. Great events rise; a bad reputation can't be faked away or bought.

Check-in required to review Photos from verified guests No fake reviews
Our approach

How we work.

Three rules we hold ourselves to.

01
Built for the long tail
Product philosophy

Most platforms optimize for arenas and headliners. We make the function indexes the events that actually shape a city: the meetups, the markets, the kickbacks, the conventions, and the meet-and-greets that other apps treat as afterthoughts.

02
Privacy by default
Privacy controls, not safety claims

Residential addresses are gated to confirmed RSVPs. House rules are enforced at checkout. Reports route to a moderation queue that a person reviews by hand. What We make the function does not do is vet hosts, inspect venues or attend events — every event is run by its host, and you attend at your own risk. The full picture is in our terms.

03
Hosts paid in 24 hours
Transparent economics

5.5% + $0.99 on paid tickets. Nothing on free events. Payouts release 24 hours after the event ends, once the card funds have settled. No monthly fees, no listing fees, no surprises in your statement.

Where things stand

What works today.

We make the function is open. Everything below is running right now. None of it is a plan.

1

Find one, or host one

The feed shows what's happening near you, and anyone can put an event on it (free, ticketed, or open RSVP) in a couple of taps.

2

Sell tickets, get paid

Paid tickets run through Stripe. Hosts connect a payout account once, and their share is released 24 hours after the event ends.

3

At the door, and after

Scan guests in from your phone. Reviews and photos then unlock only for the people who actually turned up.

Questions

FAQ

Can I use We make the function now? +
Yes, it's open to everyone. You can host an event or buy a ticket today.
How is We make the function different from Partiful, Posh, Luma? +
Partiful is built around private invites rather than public discovery. Posh leans toward nightlife in major cities. Luma leans toward tech and networking events. We make the function focuses on the events those platforms tend to overlook: house parties, car meets, college events, networking nights, conventions, and meet-and-greets. It comes with three ticket modes (open RSVP, free ticket, paid ticket) and privacy defaults for residential venues that keep the exact address off the public listing.
What does it cost to host? +
$0 to host free events of any kind. For paid tickets, the buyer pays a 5.5% + $0.99 service fee on top of the ticket price — you receive the full face value. Stripe’s processing costs come out of our share, not yours. No monthly fees, no listing fees, no hidden charges.
Can I sell different ticket types, like VIP? +
Yes. A paid event can have multiple ticket types (general admission, VIP, early bird, day-of), each with its own price, its own cap, and its own perks description. Buyers pick a tier at checkout, and the door scanner shows exactly which ticket type each guest holds when they're scanned in.
Who can leave reviews and photos? +
Only people who actually attended. The ability to review an event or post photos unlocks after you're scanned in at the door (or, for open RSVP events, after you've checked in). People who never showed up (and bots) can't post, so ratings reflect real experiences and hosts build a reputation that can't be faked or bought.
How do refunds work? +
One schedule, the same on every event — hosts don't set their own. Refund your ticket yourself from the ticket itself: 100% back 7 days or more before the event, 50% of the ticket price between 24 hours and 7 days, nothing inside 24 hours. The 5.5% + $0.99 service fee comes back in full every time, including on a partial refund — so a $10.00 ticket bought for $11.54 returns $11.54 at 7+ days, or $6.54 at 3 days. If a host cancels or the event is taken down, email hello@function.cx and we sort it out directly. The full terms are in the Refund Policy.
Can I host a house party? +
Yes, with strict privacy controls enabled by default. When a residential address is entered, the exact street is automatically hidden from the public feed. Only confirmed RSVPs see it, and only in a host-selected window (1, 2, 4, 12, or 24 hours before). Every residential event requires a mandatory RSVP cap. Hosts can override to make the address fully public, but the override requires a typed confirmation.
When do I get paid? +
24 hours after the event ends, once that event's card funds have settled with Stripe, they release to the host's connected account and reach their bank on Stripe's normal schedule (usually 1–2 business days). Card money takes a few days to settle, so a brand-new Stripe account commonly sees its first payout 7–14 days out — a Stripe-imposed hold, not ours. After that it settles into the 24-hour rhythm.
Where can I use We make the function? +
Anywhere. We make the function isn't tied to one city. Anyone can create an event or browse what's happening near them, wherever they are. The feed just shows what's around you.
Is it on the App Store yet? +
Not yet. We make the function runs in the browser on iPhone and Android, and you can add it to your home screen from there. Native iOS and Android releases follow once We make the function reaches the user base to support App Store and Play Store certification.